About HinrikMaverickat
Alessandra Ambrosio:
Alessandra Ambrosio Naked
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Information:
Name: Alessandra Ambrosio
Born: 1981-04-11
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2005), The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2007), Late Night with Conan O'Brien (2006), The Tyra Banks Show (2006), The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2002)
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Mrs.
Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh
Marie," she said to her maid, "I
have reason to suspect that my
husband is
having an affair with his secretary."
"I don't
believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just
saying that to
make me jealous !!!"
MaccusMichealVv
Q: How many Cancerians does
it take to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a
non-disposable
diaper too!
EustonMontgomeryhy
Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is
reincarnated as twins?
A: A pair of Re-bachs.
GarredBlakegF
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the
combination!
CadellDuayneYH
What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over
backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.
Anything else?
Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
MacAlpinBeornetsd
Why
don't blondes like to make
Kool-Aid?
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
KellanEorlFz
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia
!
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !
TxominShanerd
What did the bunny say when he only had
thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
DwijendraUisteanGK
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into
a lake?
To a weterinarian!
RickieBrysIe
Q: Why is being in the
military like a blow
job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
ThurstunHamelstuncj