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Lucy Hale:
Lucy Hale Nude
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Information:
Name: Lucy Hale
Born: 1989-06-14
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
Wizards of Waverly Place (2008), Drake & Josh (2006), Deep Cove (2008), The O.C. (2006), Privileged (0)
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Andrea Parker:
Andrea Parker
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Information:
Name: Andrea Parker
Born: 1970-03-08
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Less Than Perfect (2006), Brush with Death (1994), Seinfeld (1992), ER (1994), The Pretender: Island of the Haunted (2001)
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What do you call an
elephant that lies
across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !
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How does a New York University psychology
major turn on
his lights in the morning?
By opening the car
door.
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Q: What's the difference between a violist and
a
dressmaker?
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
JensAbornazinexS
What did one tooth say to the other?
Get
your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
LeonelAlbericNS
A man was sitting in the electric
chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to
throw the switch in a minute."
The man said, "Do me a favor and
throw it out the window!"
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When the waitress in a
New York City restaurant brought
him the soup du jour, the Englishman
was a bit dismayed. "Good
heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she
replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it
now?"
JerAdkynDU
Customer: Do you have
bacon and eggs on the
menu:
Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
ChagiaSlevenRo
Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's
college
visit to Moscow?
A: To study economics.
AylwinHaddenTi
Did you hear about the two
podiatrists who
opened their offices on the same street?
They were arch
enemies.
ShadoeColsonTS
Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.
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